Monday 27 September 2010

I GOT B& :D

Lol jokes.

okay maybe not, heres a pic i found :D

I agree almost 100% of the way.

too bad its JUST SO FUN :D

Monday 20 September 2010

DOUBLE BESTBAIL!! :D #5 and #6? lol

I have 2 brilliant bails for you this evening, both bmx bails. and both as funny as SHIT. :D which we all know is funny? amirite? no?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWt3PONZ-Es&feature=related

One of my favourite bails to date. I just love the noise he makes. OWHEHEW. lol.

I wonder what he was thinking...
Hmm, now what happens if i flip it 90 degrees?

Umm...No comment.
Just take a look for a second. and think.
yeah i feel the same way too.
and apparently so does this kid! :D

Wut
Now on to NUMBER DOS of this post.


What. Can i say.

GAWDDAMNIT!!

GAWDDAMNIT
Hes cry just makes me feel happy :) what a sick bastard i am. lol

I would quote but...
:D:D lol brilliant videos AMIRITE?!
No?

Damn.




Friday 17 September 2010

WHOA SHIT.


I for one agree that the universe is finally correct :D

Now, which one is the hottest.....

id go with Katy on this one, i mean she has it all :D

Apart from the craziness.

...or is that just me...?

Tuesday 14 September 2010

Some days.. [Bestbail #4]

i just couldnt give two shits. i guess this kid doesnt give two shits ethier.

"BMX Front Flip Off Roof Ends Painfully"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG-4wTRHX0&feature=related
Ouch. i dont really know what to say, other then what the fuck was he thinking!? Did he think, "hmm, imma try front flip off this roof :D that'll get me chicks :D" After the noise he makes mid air, it doesnt sound like his "plan" worked out too good.


He was never good at roly polys.
Well cmon now, its not all bad... atleast hes wearing a helmet :D


Now tbh my dinners ready, and this wasnt the best bail to show you, and its not even a skate one. but hmmm, how can i make it up... i know! :D 

....

no i dont.

Saturday 11 September 2010

Best. Video. EVER.

Now, i dont have anything against gay people. Infact i have gay friends. But i do have to admit. i fucking lol'd with passion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YXZ7D6wPwU&feature=player_embedded

Trust me, i fell off my chair. Literally.
Now like i said, gay people are cool, even when they do this :D but is it fake? hmmm. Hope to god its not.

i mean whats so fake about this?

Its me and 3 friends obviously.

Friday 10 September 2010

YES. OH FUCK YES. [BESTBAIL #3]

Come home from school, Put some music on, Open the window. Go to bed,

YES.

so its Bestbail #3 ey? Hmmm, well let me check my Archive. -faps-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezJjMqQithw

Glory happends at 0:48

Now where do i start. Oh yeah i know! :D



Now someone explain to me why he's feet are at both ends of the board?
Now THATS not a good idea.
Both feet at end of board + Fall from great high = ....

HES BREAKDANCING!! :D
Yeah that. Also i think the best thing about this video is the "crowds" reaction when hes pre-pubesent voice is shouting [squealing] at them. And i quote. "Im fucking bleeding (dude)"



What a reaction. Might of been the same as yours. And/or AHHH IOMG FUCK DSJKDSHDFKJSGHF.

Same. but then i looked at my package and thought, "Oh yeah..."

Thursday 9 September 2010

THIS COUGH MIXTURE ISNT DOING JACK SHIT!

Ive taken it TWICE now and it hasnt done JACK SHIT. Its not even helping my cough! IM STILL COUGHING AS SHIT.

IF you wanna cure your cough DONT buy this.

Wednesday 8 September 2010

I had... [BESTBAIL #2]

The best sleep evar. :D, sleeps after school are really nice :)

Anyways heres a bail for you :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O8kXcURKXI&feature=related

If you ask me, id say hes the worst pole dancer ever.












Also how the hell did he's shoe come off?!


Notice the guy in the background? The shadow? He looks like hes about to have his weener sucked. 


Alright well i hope you enjoyed that, now to end on something funny. ... Just bear with me...

MADAM YOUR BOOBS SEEM TO HAVE GROWN!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G83GWielNkA&p=23A90CF9133A7F74&playnext=1&index=78

Watch her boobs at 0:45. THEY EXPAND!

CLEVVER I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOU TRY AND DO!!!

YOU MADAM ARE FAKE.

...still pretty hot.

Tuesday 7 September 2010

Hey, Dave!

Looks like Vic is invading your personal space.










You should really teach him a lesson.


[If you dont know Megadeth, you dont get this]

WHAT A POINTLESS POST!

Pulled Apart By Horses.

THEY FUCKING RULE!!! :D:D:D:D:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlGYwXdgpY8


FUCKING YES.

...ITS IN MY TOP 3.

Other 2 are

Megadeth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFziKTrlEis

Nirvana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv96yJYhk3M&ob=av3e

FUCK YEAH!!

Is watching SAW VI

Thats 6 for retards. (does this mean i had to work it out?)

Thing is, i havnt seen any of the other, and im jumping straight into 6.
Is this wise?

[Sidenote]
THISISWHEREIMAT :D










SHITS GOING DOWN! :P

He has to do like 6 tests to save himself and see his family.
If i know films, and puzzles, hes complete them up to like the 4th one, then die.

FAILURE.

BESTBAIL! #1 [The link is the right one now!]

i really want a snowball fight....ANYWAY....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ra2mtk5UBg&feature=related

I love how the cameraman (i think) is like, "No way, no way, no WAI!!!"

See how fast he hits the curb? Hes like a ragdoll against a wall!

 Im sure he'll be fine. Whats his name again? Oh thats right, even HE doesnt know :D

Monday 6 September 2010

Sunday 5 September 2010

Off school, Not Home Alone. On My Comp. Bored.

WHUT DO?! :(

Cold.

i has one :(
And hey, lets make it better!, i have school tomorrow, fuck going in. Maybe tuesday lol.

Woah i went to center parcs!!

This shall be a long one so sit down, get a cup of coffee or whatever the hell your drinking atm. If your not drinking, and your reading this, then you sir must stop reading, slap yourself in the face and go get a drink of OJ!!! NAOW!!. …No OJ? WHAT?! oh you do have some? wait what? Shut up and just read.

Right so i went to CenterParcs :P (for 7 days [week] lol) and it was fun :) heres what i did :P (because you care about my life so much :) unless your my parents where you do care so :) hi dad :) lol

Day 1

Unpacked, went to the plaza, after making my round CenterParcs, and then went home and “chilled” [Note: the “Plaza” has a swimming pool, shops, badminton, tennis etc courts, bowling alley, help desk, bars, games arcade etc, etc. in it. Its very fun…but expensive.]

Day 2

…swimming? i think? i forgot lol, well i went to “Hucks” for dinner. .. i think.

Day 3

…I forgot.

Day 4

Badminton :), swimming, :D

Day 5

Went to “Pancake House” [Quick Tip: DONT GO THERE.] Why? well you can go there by all means. Just understand, you may have to;

    * Wait 40 minutes for a drink
    * get wasps floating (?) around you.
    * Terrible service

The advantages? Well…

    * Good food, [may or may not be worth wait]
    * Very filling
    * …Play area [very small though … im talking in the corner]

Thats really all i can say about that, i think [my verdict] that if you can stand wasps and waiting, then feel free. i for one cant. Fucking wasps.

2/5.

Day 6

Shops, Badminton, Rollar skating, Golf.

Day 7

HEY, Thats today!, well im in the plaza, on my laptop, while my family swim. :)


And thats basically it :) Thanks for reading.

OH BTWS!!, i found my flipcam :):)(:):):):():*():(0:():&:):yhgfshgt


…Bye :)

I cant get my head around Smoking!? >:(


How is it legal?! GAWD how is murder illegal, and smoking isnt? They’re the SAME THING!! if you smoke, your killing yourself! so basically its slow suicide! Which, in some countries, is ILLEGAL and yet smoking isnt!? What the? i just-, i just cant get my head around this!!!
Then there is 2nd hand smoke which is KILLING other people! along with you!! so if MURDER is illegal…then WHY isnt smoking!!!! IT KILLS PEOPLE
OMG!! i just cant get my head around this subject. :(
I need thepary, or a camera to “express my feelings”.